Exotic Eats: Green Curry (Indian)

There's no reason why a Jew shouldn't be good at cooking Indian food. I mean, after all, our ethnicities are very, very similar. We both have lots of doctors and accountants. We're both cheap (or so most of my Indian friends tell me). We both love unleavened bread (Matzo and Chapati). We even have great sauces--tahini and raita. So yes, our ethnicities definitely travel along the same roads...well, except for our actual food.

Indian food is probably my favorite ethnic food out there--exotic spices, incredible flavors and plenty of incredible accompaniments make it an absolute joy to eat. Today's dish--green curry--is truly a superb one. Since I'm not Indian, I had to look elsewhere for a recipe. Enter NuM NuM, an awesome blog with even better recipes. It had everything I was looking for: mint, cilantro, ginger, and a bevy of spices to go with it. I'll copy/paste the recipe below...I used more Greek yogurt than was advised, and it gave the sauce a creamier texture. Regardless, it was delicious. I served it over rice and with a side of chapati (Naan's lighter, wheatier brother).

(Note: For some of the ingredients (like the garam masala), you may have to go to an Indian grocery store. I also usually get my mint from them too, since they sell it in larger quantities than a grocery store)

Green Chicken Curry

- 1 bunch cilantro leaves, coarsely chopped, 1 1/2 cups
- 1 bunch fresh mint, leaves, coarsely chopped, 1 1/2 cups
- 1 red onion, chopped
- 6 cloves garlic
- 1 1/2-inch piece ginger, peeled and coarsely chopped
- Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
- 1/4 cup chicken broth (low sodium), plus 1 1/4 cups
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 2 shallots, thinly sliced
- 2 teaspoons ground cumin
- 1 teaspoon ground coriander
- 1 teaspoon garam masala
- 1/2 teaspoon ground turmeric
- 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
- 3 boneless, skinless chicken breasts (1 1/2 lb)
- 1/4 cup Chobani Greek plain fat free yogurt
- Cooked basmati rice or warm naan bread, for serving

1. Add the cilantro, mint, red onion, garlic, ginger, and salt, and pepper, to taste, to a food processor or blender. Puree on high until smooth. With the processor running, add about 1/4 cup broth, and blend until the mixture is the consistency of a thick paste, a.k.a. “masala”. Set aside.
2. In a large pot or deep skillet heat the olive oil over medium heat until shimmering. Add the shallot and cook, stirring often, until golden brown.
3. Add the spices and cook for 30 seconds. Pour the masala mixture into skillet and cook, stirring often until it deepens in color and aroma. You’ll know it’s ready when it looks shiny, little droplets of oil will appear on the surface, and the masala will hold together as a cohesive mass.
4. Add the chicken, coating every piece in the masala and stirring often. Continue to cook for 5 minutes, so that the masala really adheres to the chicken. Add about 1 1/4 cups broth, just enough to cover the chicken. Bring to a boil, and then reduce the heat and simmer, uncovered, until the chicken is tender and sauce has thickened slightly, about 20 to 25 minutes.
5. Remove the pan from heat and stir in the yogurt. Taste and adjust seasonings, if needed. Transfer the mixture to a serving dish and serve over rice or with warm naan (or chapati) bread.

Mmmm...[Healthy] Eggplant Parm!

I remember the first time I ordered eggplant parmesan in a restaurant. The waiter brought it out, and I was able to look at it in all it's glory--a mound of breaded and fried eggplant, smothered with sauce and topped with a boatload of melted cheese. Believe me, it was love at first bite!


Eggplant is an incredibly healthy fruit (or is it a vegetable?!)--it's high in fiber, low in calories and is very, very filling. Oh, and did I mention it's delicious? Of course, you can easily discount any sort of nutritional value when you order it in a restaurant--the breading and oil used to fry it adds a ton of calories and fat...things most of us generally tend to frown upon. A few years ago, I set it upon myself to try to "healthify" this dish, and I actually found it to be quite a task. 


First, I began breading the eggplant and baking it...the dish had a wonderful crunch but was also a total mess to make. I always wound up with egg, flour and breadcrumbs all over my fingers, and the process seemed to take forever. Then, I had a brilliant idea--why not get rid of the breadcrumbs altogether? Not only does it result in the elimination of a ton of unnecessary calories, but you also really get to taste the eggplant, not the overpowering flavor of the breadcrumbs. Oh, and by the way--it's super easy to make...any idiot could do it (seriously). So, without further adieu, here's my recipe for broiled eggplant parm:


Broiled Eggplant Parmesan
- 2 medium-sized eggplants
- Olive Oil Spray (I use my Misto) or a small amount of olive oil
- Salt
- Pepper
- Fresh Basil Leaves
- Parmesan Cheese
- 4-6oz sliced fresh mozzarella
- 1-2C Marinara Sauce (preferably homemade)

1. Preheat the oven and place it on "Broil"
2. Cut each eggplant lengthwise into roughly 1/4" pieces
3. Line a couple of cookie trays with aluminum foil and place the eggplant on them
4. Spray (or brush) the olive oil onto each side of the eggplant slices, and sprinkle with salt and pepper
5. Place into the oven. Broil each side for 6-7 minutes, or until the eggplant begins to brown (see picture at the bottom) 
6. Once the eggplant is done, set it aside and turn the oven down to 350 
7. Get out a small, glass dish (I usually use one that's 8x8) and line the bottom of the pan with a few spoonfuls of marinara sauce mixed with water...it'll help to avoid any burning
8. Before we go on, I should note that if you do not have any homemade marinara sauce, I strongly recommend Newman's Own Marinara...I've used a bunch of jarred sauces and have found this one to be the best...by far.
9. Begin layering the eggplant by placing one layer of it, followed by marinara sauce and a dusting of parmesan cheese, and then another layer of eggplant. Keep repeating this until you run out of eggplant.
10. Once you run out of eggplant, line the top with fresh basil leaves. Spoon the marinara over the top of that and then finally--place the sliced fresh mozzarella on top
11. Bake for roughly 30 minutes or until the cheese is bubbly and golden brown. 
12. Serve with a small side of pasta (I like mine with garlic and olive oil) and a salad

I'll take that eggplant broiled, never fried! Mmmm...healthiness. 

Jew Food 101: Challah

Bread. There are so, so many different kinds throughout the world! The French have baguettes, the British have biscuits, Indians have naan, Christians have crackers (or "wafers," right?) the Russians have black bread and the Italians have ciabatta (and a billion others). My point is this--bread is a staple food of every culture throughout the world.

Now, I'm sure you're all thinking I'm about to talk about Matzot, our unleavened bread that's mostly eaten at Passover. Well, listen up goys, I've got some news for you--Passover only lasts a week, not an entire year. Our most well-known bread would have to be challah, a sweet, braided egg bread usually made every Friday night/Saturday for Shabbat. Braiding it can be a bit difficult, but if made correctly, it's delicious. It's also not unusual to see challah with raisins or chocolate chips. They're both great, but I always stick with the original!

Now, breaking bread is usually one of the first things that follows a service, but happens prior to dinner. The Kiddush, or blessing over the wine is first, and it's then followed by the Ha-motzi, or the blessing over the bread. Here's the Hebrew for it:

Now, I have no idea what that means, but I can read and pronounce every word! Remember it's read from right to left, because we Jews are super-awesome when it comes to archaic languages. What does it mean for you? Well, it simply means that you'll never be as Jewey OR awesome as I am. Be sure to check out an audio version of the prayer at the end of this post! Anyways, here's my favorite recipe for challah--it's simple, easy and delicious:

Breach Machine Challah II (directly from AllRecipes)

Ingredients

• - 1 cup warm water
• - 1/2 cup white sugar
• - 1 tablespoon honey
• - 1/2 cup vegetable oil
• - 2 1/2 teaspoons salt
• - 2 eggs, room temperature
• - 4 cups bread flour
• - 2 1/4 teaspoons bread machine yeast
•  
• - 1 egg, beaten
• - 1 tablespoon water

Directions

1. Place warm water, sugar, honey, vegetable oil, salt, 2 eggs, flour and yeast in the pan of the bread machine in the order recommended by the manufacturer. Select Dough cycle; press Start.
2. After the machine is done, take the dough out, and place it on a very lightly floured board, punch the dough down, and let rest for 5 minutes.
3. Divide the dough in half. Then divide into 3 equal pieces, roll into ropes about 12 to 14 inches, and braid into a loaf. Do the same with the remaining other half. Gently put the loaves on a greased cookie sheet, mist with water, cover loosely with plastic wrap, and let rise for 1 to 1 1/2 hours in a warm, draft free place, until double in size.
4. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). In a small bowl, beat together 1 egg and 1 tablespoon water.
5. Brush risen loaves with egg mixture. Bake in preheated oven for about 20 to 25 minutes. If it begins to brown too soon, cover with foil.

OMG! It's some Jew reciting the Ha-motzi!

In the Kitchen: Utensils

Basics, basics, basics. There are some things that everyone should have, especially people who love to cook. This week, I'm taking a look at some of the simplest tools in the kitchen--utensils. Most of them are very, very inexpensive and can be purchased pretty much anywhere, from grocery stores to Walmart. So, without further adieu, my top five must-have kitchen utensils:

1. Wooden Spoons: They're a nonstick pan's best friend and can be used for essentially anything. Using metal spoons or a whisk in a nonstick pan can scratch the bottom, turning your $30 skillet into a completely useless item. Wooden spoons, however, don't scratch at all! Whenever I'm sauteing or browning meat, it's the first thing I turn to. Wooden spoons are also useful for the most basic function in the world--mixing. So, are they pricey? Of course not! Dollar stores generally sell them as 4 or 5 for $1. Whenever I have one that gets too worn down, I buy five more!
2.  Whisk: Not much to talk about, but this is great if you ever need to vigorously mix or beat something. Primarily, I use it when baking--beating eggs and whipping the batter together tend to be necessary parts of the baking process. Of course, when add in dry ingredients, I switch over to the wooden spoon, but the whisk is vital for the first part of the recipe.
3. Measuring Cups: These aren't really necessary for cooking, but they're a must-have for baking. When you make cookies, muffins, etc., getting the exact measurements of an ingredient is absolutely essential for it to turn out perfectly. The last thing you want is too much flour messing up the chemical reaction of your baking soda and water measurements while the dough is baking.
4. Grater: A lot of the recipes I make call for a lot of shredded ingredients. The solution is always pretty simple--get a grater! Vegetables, cheese and even herbs (like ginger and garlic) are all easily converted into thinner, smaller pieces when you grate them. It can also be useful if you need to get the "zest" of a fruit--no need to spend all that money on a zester, a grater should work just fine!
5. Spatula: Ah, the last one--the spatula. This one is pretty much good for anything, especially when it comes to dealing with hot, cooked foods. Making a pizza in the oven? The spatula will help you remove it (if not making it on a tray). Pancakes for breakfast? Better use a spatula to flip 'em! Baking cookies...how the hell are you going to get them off the cookie tray?! Yes, that's right...with a spatula. 

Super Food for One Awesome Super Bowl!

Any given year, one sporting event captivates American households far more than any other showing--the Super Bowl. And hell, it's an awful lot more significant when one of your teams is playing in it. To take that even further--it becomes the ultimate occurrence when the team you happen to root for wins. And so, before anything else, let me simply exclaim: 

GREEN BAY PACKERS, SUPER BOWL XLV CHAMPIONS. GO PACK GO! 

Alright, now that we've got that out of the way, let's talk food. This year, we had a nice smorgasbord of food--green and yellow (get it?) fruit, brownies, chili and a few appetizers. I was responsible for the chili and, what was surprisingly the most popular appetizers--roasted garlic with pita bread. The chili was a very hearty, healthy dish loaded with flavor, spice and really fresh ingredients, while the garlic was essentially a really light side dish that could be spread on the pita. So, let's throw out some recipes:

Roasted Garlic w/ Pita

- 2 bulbs of garlic

- 2 tsp. olive oil

- whole wheat pitas

1. Preheat the oven to 400° F
2. Cut off the top of each bulb so the cloves are exposed and put 1tsp of olive oil on top of each. Let it soak in for 2 minutes
3. Line a small, glass dish with tin foil.
4. Place the bulbs in the dish/sheet and cover it with foil
5. Place in the oven for 35-40 minutes, or until the garlic is slightly browned and some of the cloves are popping out
6. Grab a knife, pry out one of the cloves, spread it on the pita and enjoy!

Heart-Healthy Turkey Chili

- 1-2lbs ground turkey
- 1 large onion, chopped

- 4-6 cloves garlic, minced

- 1t Cumin

- 3T Chili Powder

- 1 green bell pepper

- 1-2 jalapeño peppers (adjust on level of spiciness) 

- ½t pepper 

- 1t salt

- 1 28oz can crushed tomatoes

- 2t Worcestershire sauce

- 1 Can Black beans (drained)

- 1 Can Kidney beans (drained)

- 8oz frozen corn

1. Mash together the meat, onions and garlic in a pot and cook on medium-high until cooked through.
2. Add in the spices, peppers and a little over half the can of crushed tomatoes. Simmer for one hour.
3. After the hour is up, add in the beans and corn. Heat through for fifteen minutes.
4. Serve with sour cream and the sharpest cheddar cheese you can find (I love Cabot's Private Stock)

A Lesson in Beer (and a Bialy Update)

So, besides food, one of my other passions would have to be beer. A lot of people see the United States as a bunch of Bud-drinking rednecks, throwing back flavorless beer with reckless abandon. Realistically, though, the United States has essentially surpassed every other country in the world when it comes to beer quality, with Belgium being [arguably] the only exception. Take, for example, the IPA--when the British originally invented it, they used hops as a preservative so the beer would keep on long journeys overseas. If we flash forward to the present day, Americans load their beers with hops so we can experience the incredible flavor and aroma, as well as the bitterness.

Alright, now that I've got the beer background out of the way, it's time for today's lesson: Mixing Beer. A lot of 'purists' tend to frown on the practice of mixing two microbrews together, but brewers and those in the industry will be sure to tell you otherwise. Mixing brews can result in some of the best combinations available. Take, for instance, the above pictured beer--Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew. It's a combination of an imperial stout stout and an Ethiopian honey beer called 'tej.' I was fortunate to have it on tap when I was in Washington, DC over Thanksgiving and can attest to its awesome-ness.

The most popular beer combo is probably the always famous "Black and Tan," classically composed of Bass Pale Ale and Guinness. Now, for me, I usually like to veer towards the extreme end when it comes to combining brews--earlier this week, I fused a Kriek (a sour cherry ale) with a chocolate stout. I mean, chocolate-covered cherries sound good, right? Well, why not go ahead and make a beer with those flavors? It was delicious. Basically, my point from all of this is simple--be adventurous, and don't be afraid to try new things. Next time you're at a bar with a bunch of taps or a brewpub, ask the bartender to mix beers. If it's a good bar, they'll usually have no problem doing it (of course, they'll charge you for the pricier beer). Experimenting with beer is always a lot of fun, and you'll never know what incredible combinations you can come up with!

Now, on to a totally different topic. Previous, I wrote about how I was planning on going on a small expedition to the East Side of Madison in a quest to find real bialys. This morning, I got up and drove to the Manna Cafe, a really great breakfast joint that just so happened to have bialys on their menu. I bought half a dozen, and my reaction is somewhat mixed:

• Appearance: Well, they don't really look like bialys. Instead of the traditional dusted-flour top, these had a browned, somewhat-shiny top which wasn't soft at all. The filling was chopped onion and poppyseed, a far cry from the usual small bit of onion paste I've always been used to.
• Taste: After taking my first bite, there was something I hadn't really experienced before when eating a bialy--a crunchy, airy texture. Bialys are supposed to be soft, dense and chewy, but these were airy on top. However, the 'body' of it was quite chewy and the taste was excellent. It may not have looked like one, but the taste was about as close to a real bialy as I was expecting to get. It totally redeemed itself.
• Verdict: Would I make the trip again? Maybe. I'm not sure if it's worth getting up early on the weekend (and fighting a hangover, too) for these. I'm going to try Gotham Bagels next, which is only a few blocks from my apartment. Their bagels are pretty good, but I guess we'll have to see how well their bialys fare!

Jew Food 101: Bialys

It's a bialy, it's real, and it's from Kossar's. 

One of the foods that Jews are probably best known for is the bagel. A giant circle of dough with a hole in it, the bagel has become a staple breakfast food for millions of Americans. However, I think most people would be shocked to find out that, for Jews, the bagel is actually not our favorite breakfast food. Go into New York and ask any Jew what their preferable grab-and-go morning meal of choice is, and you're most likely going to get the same answer: a bialy.


So, just what is a bialy? If you were to shrink the size of a bagel significantly, make it flatter, plug the hole and fill it with a bit of onion, you would have a bialy. There are a lot of imitators out there, mostly consisting of bagel shops placing circular flatbread covered with onions in their shop windows and labeling it as a bialy. Do not be deceived. If it doesn't look like the above picture, chances are it's a crappy copycat. The taste is almost impossible to describe, but it's got a wonderfully chewy, flour-dusted texture that makes it sort of incomparable to any other food.


Whenever I'm in New York City (usually quite a few times throughout the year), I always make it a point to make a trip to the Lower East Side and stop at Kossar's Bialy's, one of the only true bakeries left in the country that knows what a real bialy is. $0.90 will get you one of these delectable treats, and I can assure you that it'll be the best-spent 90 cents of your life. Of course, don't go on Saturday, because as a true Jewish establishment, Kossar's simply doesn't roll on Shabbos. 

Now, for those of you in the Madison area, rumor has it (from reliable sources) that there's a bakery on the East Side that actually makes real bialys, but only on the weekends. I'll be investigating the Manna Cafe & Bakery this Saturday to see if those rumors are true, and will be sure to report back with whatever I find. Now, here's my message to all you bagel-eating goys that are trying their hardest to emulate my people: EAT A BIALY. It's the first in a long line of steps to becoming a true, stereotypical Jew.